Japanese?

I really want to learn to speak Japanese but as you all know learning a new language is pretty damn hard! I guess I'll just wait until I die and get my information from the Geniuses in Heaven, or Hell if you're talking about me! But all jokes aside, I really would like to learn it so I could get those newly released Japanese Video Games before anyone else in the U.S.A does and actually know what I'm reading! And I could move to Japan and get all the cool stuff. My cousin moved to Japan and she can speak Japanese really fluently! How cool....I'm getting owned by a girl that's not even Japanese! Oh well...I'll have to suffice with speaking English...And how many 13 year old's do you know that want to speak Japanese? Huh? Huh? I could try to learn by NOT taking classes and learning from what ever cheap and useless information I can scrape from the endless abyss of the Internets vast Empire or I COULD take some old expensive class that moves slower than frozen molasses...One day I can learn though...It might take a while though...But you know like they say..."Keep on keeping on!"
Maybe I could take a trip to Japan and learn from some hot young teenager? Nah...That wouldn't work, I'd be distracted to much...For a first post I must this one is pretty good! I feel proud of myself and All of My Children! Get it? All of My Children? It's a Soap Opera!